The Ceuta Dilemma

Although Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez, like most politicians, has proven to ruthless and callous, he lacked the courage to solve the Ceuta problem. Actually, one might feel some commiseration with Sánchez, because the situation in Ceuta is dramatic, is getting out of hand, and is in urgent need of a final solution.

Although the legacy media, as could be expected, have only been reporting piecemeal on the events in Ceuta, even the scant news feed is heavily slanted and thus fundamentally inaccurate. Alternative sources on social media (where censorship tends to be focused on Israel and the Ukraine anyway), provide more information. If that is as reliable as it seems, there are still some 10,000 barbarian invaders in Ceuta. They have built improvised huts and cabins on the beaches, which are now covered with heaps of junk, plastic bags and bottles and human excrement. Thus far, however, not a single environmental zealot has come forward with complaints about this massive pollution, probably out of fear of being branded a “racist.”

About two weeks ago, on July 30, Ceuta was invaded by 60,000 mostly young men from Morocco and Black Africa. There is still speculation about who precisely organized and paid for this barbarian invasion. Some say it is Israel because the Israeli regime wanted to punish Sánchez for criticizing the still ongoing Israeli holocaust in Gaza, the West Bank, Southern Lebanon and Southern Syria. That could very well be the case, but at the same time it points in the direction of how to solve the resulting Ceuta issue. The matter is becoming more urgent by the day, now that nasty contagious diseases have broken out among the invaders, putting the 80,000 native Ceutans at risk.

Moreover, for fear of getting molested or raped by the invaders, local women no longer dare leave their homes. Stores have closed because the invaders just come in to steal with total impunity. The streets are no longer safe. Invaders also enter homes in search of food, women, or just to steal. Local police lacks the manpower, tools and resources to protect the citizens, mainly because the local officials and the Spanish government don’t have the will and the courage to bring about a real solution.

That solution is really very simple: throw all the invaders out, and shoot those who resist.

Evidently, there is not a single EU government (all of them corrupted to the core by PC ideology and its various ensuing lunacies) that would dare take that decision.

Yet what about their primordial duty to protect their citizens? It is obvious something needs to be done. Soon.

The first thing Pedro Sánchez needs to do is book a flight to Israel and humbly ask to see Netanyahu. As soon as he enters Netanyahu’s office, he should fall on his knees and beg forgiveness for having dared to criticize Israel over Gaza. Having done that, Sánchez must don a kippa and visit the Wailing Wall, making sure to have his picture taken and have it appear all over the internet and all social media.

Then, Sánchez must see Netanyahu again and beg him to take care of the Ceuta problem. Netanyahu will think it over and demand a heavy compensation in return.

Since the recent AIPAC-inspired American legislation on the integration of the Israeli and US armed forces, Netanyahu will be able to use Morón Air Base in Spain, the US base near Cádiz, a mere hundred kilometers from Ceuta. Chances are he will also be allowed to use the RAF base in Gibraltar, at only twenty-five kilometers from Ceuta. All Netanyahu will have to do is send a few fighter-bombers to those bases and order them to bomb the invaders in Ceuta. In the process, a number of Ceutans might be killed as well, but what the heck, that is a price the locals will have to pay for their liberation! Compared with the job the Israeli pilots have been doing in Gaza since 2023 (some say up to 800,000 civilians have been killed), the Ceuta mission will be peanuts.

Sánchez will regain control over Ceuta, avoiding any and all kinds of criticism. Very few will dare to criticize Israel, because whoever does that is branded an antisemite and will be ostracized forever.

So, go Sánchez, take my advice. You might end up becoming PM for life!